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Monkey Farm (2017)

I gave this a bad review on IMDB and it was taken down, as of now it has 5 reviews, two bad and three that are glowing, two of these good reviews are 100% fake.

Sorry dude, your movie was bad and that’s all there is to it. Must hurt that you can’t take the other two bad reviews down huh?

It deals with a story that wanders through these three tales of yakkiness and reader discretion is advised as they might disturb and sadden you.

Il’ya Ivanov who worked with Pavlov (the dog guy with the bells) and had an idea to crossbreed humans and chimps (Read here)

A very smart ‘performing’ chimp named Oliver and he was thought to be a human/chimp hybrid but he was found not to be (read that here) and the urban myth that this research carried on in Atlanta, GA but that’s just proved to mostly be abuse of innocent creatures (read that here)

This is all far more fascinating than four highly unlikable people with little talent talking at each other for 90% of the run time.

They arrive at the facility by the end and it’s all very underwhelming, including the writer/director in a mask being the hybrid. Not brilliant but while the movie is garbage it did make me look into the three linked stories which was a fun time.

Don’t watch the movie, read the links though. Very interesting.

Oh and don’t leave bad reviews as the writer/director or someone else involved with the movie is a tender little blossom who doesn’t like valid criticism.