DarrlaReviews

Thanksgiving

Delightful slasher from Eli Roth, features a fabulous recipe for turkey 

There's Something Wrong with the Children

Bold claim from a movie meant to show kids are the problem when it's the adults at fault

Under The Silver Lake 

A movie that appears to mock itself. Not as deep as people make out 

The Rental

This Is Life but with some random serial killer

The Boat

Does for boats what 1408 did for hotel rooms. Excellent movie

Nightmare Radio: The Night Stalker

Cadburys celebrations style anthology of horror. mostly Maltesers!!


Dyatlov Pass Incident/Devils Pass  

In the West, you discover bunker contents, in Soviet Russia, bunker contents discover you

Moth 

If you thought a giant moth was killing people, would you film with the flash on?


1408 

When Samuel L Jackson tells you something YOU LISTEN


Broadcast Signal Intrusion

Your guess is as good as mine as to what's going on here but it is a fantastic movie

Censor 

80s dwelling British censor Enid thinks her childhood trauma means she can decide what movies you’re allowed to see. Enid needs to mind herself.

The Cutting Room/Media Studies 

Four townies at Birmingham Uni decide to investigate a missing girl for their media studies project. Someone may have eaten their evidence.

The Resort

Urbex in Hawaii involving a disappearing backpack and a ghost best described as Mamara Sorgan. Low expectations or a sense of humour are your friend here.

The Menu 

Not sure if meant to be jab at elevated horror or not. I hope it is. Throws plenty of salt over it's shoulder at influencers

The Hunted/Dark Forest 

Man vs Nature...supernature? Join hot Jake and his hot accent as he makes his own reality show but can't see the woods for the trees

Last Radio Call 

Aptly named movie sees a woman hunt down the last call anyone recieved from her husband on the radio

Monkey Farm 

Named after where they found the actors? the writers? Where the writer puts people who give his bad film honest reviews?

The Tunnel 

Australia's lack of water bites it on the ass, literally

Offseason 

Who says you can’t go home? Marie’s mum does because her hometown is Florida’s answer to Toluca Lake. Marie goes to see the grave. Creepily awesome.

Homebound  

Hollys new husband Richard is hot but might not be who she thought. She meets her new stepkids and comes to regret this

Deadware  

Late 90s’ set Indie horror about a haunted game, better than it sounds and gave me a genuine jumpscare which is hard to do. Retro and fun

Hunted/Hounded 

4 roadmen of the apocalypse get chased about in rural Somewhereshire by Lady Moneypenny and some people that DEFINTELY voted for the Tories.

Return to House on Haunted Hill

Asylum levels of budget meet Ed Wood levels of plot in a godawful sequel to a decent remake. Commits the unforgivable sin of misusing Jeffrey Combs

Wrong Turn (2021)

What a pile of utter crap

The Divide 

Blow me down! Horrific horror


Sick Boy 

Lo-fi throwback to the days when horror wasn’t all about cinematic universes and A List stars

Ghosthouse

Umberto-Lenzi-in-disguise 80s masterpiece . If Arnold Wesker has Scarface then Pennywise would have this thing

The Frankenstein Theory

Baron Von Frankenstein was real and so was his creation. Said creation just wants to be alone so some prats go looking for it

Dolly Dearest

Sweet little kid is possessed by a Mexican devil spirit that lives in her doll and no-one notices for 3/4s of the movie

The Children

Bizarre fever dream of tonal inconsistency, like Children of the Corn but with radioactive waste instead of Eldritch gods