DarrlaReviews
Delightful slasher from Eli Roth, features a fabulous recipe for turkey
There's Something Wrong with the Children
Bold claim from a movie meant to show kids are the problem when it's the adults at fault
A movie that appears to mock itself. Not as deep as people make out
The Rental
This Is Life but with some random serial killer
Does for boats what 1408 did for hotel rooms. Excellent movie
Nightmare Radio: The Night Stalker
Cadburys celebrations style anthology of horror. mostly Maltesers!!
Dyatlov Pass Incident/Devils Pass
In the West, you discover bunker contents, in Soviet Russia, bunker contents discover you
Your guess is as good as mine as to what's going on here but it is a fantastic movie
80s dwelling British censor Enid thinks her childhood trauma means she can decide what movies you’re allowed to see. Enid needs to mind herself.
The Cutting Room/Media Studies
Four townies at Birmingham Uni decide to investigate a missing girl for their media studies project. Someone may have eaten their evidence.
Urbex in Hawaii involving a disappearing backpack and a ghost best described as Mamara Sorgan. Low expectations or a sense of humour are your friend here.
Not sure if meant to be jab at elevated horror or not. I hope it is. Throws plenty of salt over it's shoulder at influencers
Man vs Nature...supernature? Join hot Jake and his hot accent as he makes his own reality show but can't see the woods for the trees
Aptly named movie sees a woman hunt down the last call anyone recieved from her husband on the radio
Named after where they found the actors? the writers? Where the writer puts people who give his bad film honest reviews?
Australia's lack of water bites it on the ass, literally
Who says you can’t go home? Marie’s mum does because her hometown is Florida’s answer to Toluca Lake. Marie goes to see the grave. Creepily awesome.
Hollys new husband Richard is hot but might not be who she thought. She meets her new stepkids and comes to regret this
Late 90s’ set Indie horror about a haunted game, better than it sounds and gave me a genuine jumpscare which is hard to do. Retro and fun
4 roadmen of the apocalypse get chased about in rural Somewhereshire by Lady Moneypenny and some people that DEFINTELY voted for the Tories.
Return to House on Haunted Hill
Asylum levels of budget meet Ed Wood levels of plot in a godawful sequel to a decent remake. Commits the unforgivable sin of misusing Jeffrey Combs
What a pile of utter crap
Lo-fi throwback to the days when horror wasn’t all about cinematic universes and A List stars
Ghosthouse
Umberto-Lenzi-in-disguise 80s masterpiece . If Arnold Wesker has Scarface then Pennywise would have this thing
Baron Von Frankenstein was real and so was his creation. Said creation just wants to be alone so some prats go looking for it
Sweet little kid is possessed by a Mexican devil spirit that lives in her doll and no-one notices for 3/4s of the movie
Bizarre fever dream of tonal inconsistency, like Children of the Corn but with radioactive waste instead of Eldritch gods